60+ Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Looking for kids jokes that are funny? Here is an extensive list of our favourite funny knock knock jokes for kids to get them laughing and giggling for hours.

These are some of the best knock knock jokes for kids that won’t drive parents insane (much)!

I used to love knock knock jokes growing up, I thought I was the funniest kid going around. Now that my kids are getting older they have started to love to tell jokes as well and funny knock knock jokes are a favourite in our house.

These funny knock knock jokes for kids are easy enough for for pre-schoolers and young kids to tell themselves. They may also make you sound like a cool parent too.

What are Knock Knock Jokes for Kids?

Knock knock jokes are easy, quick, and funny jokes to tell which make them perfect for kids.

Knock knock jokes for kids are are usually based on a pun and require the receiver of the joke to respond.

Some knock knock jokes can be really funny and others can make you roll your eyes, but they are fun for kids to tell and they seem to love them, so that’s the main thing!

These funny knock knock jokes for kids are a great activity or game to play in the car too.

60 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Below you can find more than 60 of the best knock knock jokes for kids including:

• Animal knock jokes for kids
• Name knock jokes for kids
• Food knock jokes for kids
• Other knock knock jokes for kids

We update this list often so check back in for new and funny knock knock jokes for kids! Also, if you have any other favourites not listed please let us know!

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids about Animals

Everyone loves a good animal knock knock joke, here are some great knock knock jokes for kids about animals!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alli.
Alli who?
Alligator, that’s who!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara, black sheep, have you any wool?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dinosaur.
Dinosaur who?
Dinosaurs don’t go who, they go ROAR!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger, I’ve got the bread and the sause

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga
Kanga who?
No, Kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you a owl?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monkey.
Monkey who?
Monkey see. Monkey do.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
T-Rex
T-Rex who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids about Names

We love a good name knock knock joke, here are some great knock knock jokes for kids with names!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex Who?
“Just let me in, Alex-plain later!”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
An-drew all over the walls

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Anita
Anita who?
Anita to borrow a pencil!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Barbie
Barbie Who?
Barbie Q Chicken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brett
Brett who?
I Brett you don’t know who this is.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Brie
Brie who?
Brie a good a neighbor and let me in.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Carmen
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in, it’s cold outside.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Champ
Champ who?
Champ poo your hair, it’s dirty.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank!
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Howard!
Howard who?
Howard I know?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Is the bell working, I had to knock.

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to get something to eat?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
What’s on tv tonight?

Read more knock knock jokes for kids below!

Food Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Food knock knock jokes are so funny! Here are some great knock knock jokes for kids about food!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli!
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Doughnut!
Doughnut Who?
Doughnut ask, it’s a secret!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Let us in, we’re freezing!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive right next door to you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Water!
Water who?
“Water way to answer the door!”

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Two 4’s
Two 4’s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee it’s too bitter!

Other Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

General knock knock jokes are great too, here are some more great knock knock jokes for kids.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abe
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H…

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Atch!
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
I didn’t mean to make you cry! It’s just me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I Love
I Love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bless!
Bless, who?
I didn’t sneeze!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Beehive.
Beehive who?
Beehive yourself or you’ll get into trouble.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A Mosquito bit me.

Looking for Kids Jokes that are Funny: Try these Knock Knock Jokes For Kids!

We think these are the funniest knock knock jokes for kids of all ages.

You can tell these knock knock jokes with kids over and over, they are so entertaining.

Although parents may not appreciate hearing these jokes a hundred times a day, children love telling them and that is the main thing!

Know any more Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids?

Know any other kids jokes that are funny?

If you think you know the best knock knock joke for kids that we haven’t mentioned, let us know and we can add it to our list.

We love knock knock jokes and are always looking for new funny knock knock jokes for kids to share!

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